DUDE WIPER 1000™
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NOT SOME ORDINARY BIDET ATTACHMENT.
- Dual-action nozzles target and clean with precision
- Idiot proof 3-step installation
- Requires NO electricity or plumbing
- Fits most standard toilets
Discover a better way to poop
The DUDE Wiper 1000 is not some ordinary bidet attachment. Our dual action blasters are guaranteed to leave your privates poopless.
Finally a lean, mean poop destroying machine—that cleans, refreshes, and eliminates odor all at the same time. Sorry bidet attachments, there's a new king in town.
Toilet Paper
Eliminator
Poop
Destroyer
Feel Fresh
Everywhere
Quick & Easy
Installation
Idiot proof
installation
Start spraying in 3 simple steps. Remove your toilet seat, hook up to clean water source, and slap the seat back on. No plumber required.
Command
Your throne
Take the wheel of the intuitive control panel to give yourself a refreshing, custom clean that eliminates odor.
DUAL-ACTION
BLASTERS
Select a targeted butt spray or refreshing mist, just turn the knob for the perfect flow. We wanted triple-action, but our lawyers said it’d be illegal in 23 states.
ADVANCED
HYGIENE
The retractable, self-cleaning nozzle is always there when your third pit needs a power wash, making TP a thing of the past.
“When you’re rich, only two things matter: flying private and cleaning your asshole.”
Dave Portnoy, “EL PRES“
Barstool Sports
“On the golf course and off it, I’m taking it to the hole with DUDE Wipes.”
JASON DUFNER
2013 PGA Championship Winner
“Coming home with only one sock or a missing sleeve ended the day I found DUDE Wipes”
