Dave Portnoy Is the First Person on Earth with the DUDE Wiper 1000

We figured a guy whose diet consists almost entirely of pizza does some serious damage in the bathroom, so we made the executive decision to give Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy exclusive access to the DUDE Wiper 1000.

Our lean, mean, poop-destroying machine made its debut on Dave's daily unboxing livestream, just minutes after we kicked off the pre-sale. Check out El Pres as he discovers this game-changer.